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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
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If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #15529
Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.
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What has not been examined impartially has not been well examined. Skepticism is therefore...
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #4729
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize...
Quote #8970
The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and...
Quote #15062
Blessed is the man who has some congenial work, some occupation in which he...