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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
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He who fears something gives it power over him.
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A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
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When I was a child, my mother said to me, ‘If you become a...
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.