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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
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Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.
Quote #22253
I know of only one duty, and that is to love.
Quote #24272
Of all the communities available to us there is not one I would want...
Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #31115
The truth is, laughter always sounds more perfect than weeping. Laughter flows in a...
Quote #26454
The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #14954
When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
Quote #15453
When you differ with a man, show him, by your looks, by your bearing...