Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
Quote #27013
Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of...
Quote #1845
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #23647
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,...
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #3262
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
Quote #14305
Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #28922
The true purpose of education is to cherish and unfold the seed of immortality...