Quote #1874
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Quote #33574
If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #24355
Do to others what you would have them do to you.
Quote #12912
I muse with the greatest affection on every flower I have known from my...
Quote #15883
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he...
Quote #4551
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
Quote #3201
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.