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A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
Quote #15312
It is not a lucky word, this name “impossible”; no good comes of those...
Quote #21249
I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be left feeling generally angry...
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I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....
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How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the...
Quote #34838
I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.