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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody...
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It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
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We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to...
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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It is the minority that has stood in the vain of every moral conflict,...
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If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
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Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried, he shall...
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Look for strengths in people, not weakness; for good, not evil. Most of us...