Quote #18160
If you have a true friend, you have more than your share.
Quote #2513
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Quote #16297
Children are very nice observers, and will often perceive your sligthest defects. In general,...
Quote #12318
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
Quote #2538
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met...
Quote #30335
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
Quote #27625
We’re not lost. We’re locationally challenged.
Quote #34434
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.
Quote #12322
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.