Quote #3722
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to...
Quote #7955
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.
Quote #18249
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #19480
If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.
Quote #17099
We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
Quote #5274
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...
Quote #23520
That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of...
Quote #9216
Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but...
Quote #32204
Above all else, never think you’re not good enough.