Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like...
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #31048
We cannot destroy kindred Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #18853
The best of men is he who blushes when you praise him and remains...
Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #25935
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.
Quote #30348
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
Quote #17829
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
Quote #8420
Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You...