Quote #19244
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approaches Libertarianism by bankruptcy.
Quote #22879
Be still when you have nothing to say when genuine passion moves you, say...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #23319
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #23073
No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost...
Quote #7409
To err is human. (Errare Humanum Est)
Quote #11402
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quote #8123
People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks...
Quote #3580
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform...