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Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip...
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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
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If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are...
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But who is to guard the guards themselves
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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The first rule to tinkering is to save all the parts.