Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #13920
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #7989
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and...
Quote #27072
The degradation which characterizes the state into which you plunge him by punishing him...
Quote #8725
He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is...
Quote #27363
Resolve to live as with all your might while you do live, and as...
Quote #8541
A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know...
Quote #11286
America will never run… And we will always be grateful that liberty has found...