Quote #18939
To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.
Quote #24466
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #16538
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #10936
There are two things I know about life… Only the good die young but...
Quote #30747
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better...
Quote #911
I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is...
Quote #9829
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village...
Quote #23955
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...