Quote #8757
We never regret having eaten too little.
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Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19872
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #4235
The gods help them that help themselves.
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A life of peace, purity, and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old...
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t...
Quote #14882
Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have...
Quote #32217
Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them...
Quote #21047
No great man lives in vain. The history of the world is but the...