Quote #24148
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #13971
Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
Quote #33628
As the old proverb says Like readily consorts with like.
Quote #25836
For most folks, no news is good news for the press, good news is...
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Quote #25590
He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding.
Quote #5286
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things...
Quote #7644
No man is demolished but by himself.
Quote #27473
We are all citizens of history.