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It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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…it was always said of him Scrooge that he knew how to keep Christmas...
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The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your...
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Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
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Patterning your life around other’s opinions is nothing more than slavery.
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly...
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Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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The only time you don’t fail is the last time you try anything —...