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I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work the more of...
Quote #29709
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
Quote #6298
All truths, not merely ideas, but truthful faces, truthful pictures or songs, are highly...
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #4599
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
Quote #5297
We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #33289
Life is full of doors that don’t open when you knock, equally spaced amid...
Quote #28271
When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
Quote #3280
Love is so much better when you are not married.