Quote #31266
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #10602
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will...
Quote #2544
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women...
Quote #17067
Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.
Quote #13044
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Quote #12685
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Quote #34232
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or...
Quote #24441
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...
Quote #7205
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.