Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #5662
You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.
Quote #32321
In our daily lives, we must see That it is not happiness that makes...
Quote #14924
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #6642
It is a far, far better thing that I do now, then I have...
Quote #32629
It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent...
Quote #8611
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before...
Quote #21384
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it blame yourself, tell yourself...
Quote #4823
The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.