Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #14466
Everyone who gets sleepy at night should have a simple decent place to lay...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #3711
I think I am a verb.
Quote #9637
There is nothing that gives a man consequence, and renders him fit for command,...
Quote #26290
The true beloveds of this world are in their lover’s eyes lilacs opening, ship...
Quote #2520
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Quote #23242
The difference between a boss and a leader a boss says, ‘Go’ – a...
Quote #12654
It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses...
Quote #30437
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.