Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #1400
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Quote #386
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Quote #2320
A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at...
Quote #16490
Will Where’s Elizabeth Jack She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to...
Quote #31270
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free...
Quote #14325
The real object of education is to have a man in the condition of...
Quote #6543
Quality is never an accident.
Quote #6652
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Quote #6146
Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.