Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #13352
The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
Quote #12027
Love comforteth like sunshine after rain.
Quote #34671
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #7732
Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #26446
Those that set in motion the forces of evil cannot always control them afterwards.
Quote #26626
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Quote #18338
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...