Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #3369
Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.
Quote #30146
It’s hard to tell if the world is actually growing worse, or if the...
Quote #12954
Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you...
Quote #15993
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.
Quote #29337
Getting ideas is like shaving if you don’t do it every day, you’re a...
Quote #32692
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #34136
I have a problem about being nearly sixty I keep waking up in the...
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.