Quote #6229
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
Quote #26844
No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.
Quote #11405
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Quote #13644
Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #30428
Poorly written novels–no matter how pious and edifying the behavior of the characters–are not...
Quote #12361
The wrong thing to do about any given circumstance or situation is to do...
Quote #25791
A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
Quote #12828
He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.