Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #14237
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.
Quote #23322
Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only...
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #20685
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #3623
Over the past ten years, for the first time, intelligence had become socially correct...
Quote #3610
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
Quote #32679
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Quote #666
Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
Quote #27811
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...