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When Hitler came for the Jews… I was not a Jew, therefore, I was...
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As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small...
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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
Quote #2732
As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
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Building castles in the air, and making yourself a laughing-stock.
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
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Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...