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There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people...
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be...
Quote #13720
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
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Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is...
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The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
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I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with...
Quote #34608
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out...