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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there...
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A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing.
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Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
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In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you...
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big...
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SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
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Another belief of mine that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I...
Quote #28890
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.