Quote #6063
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #20063
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
Quote #15413
Life does not count by years. Some suffer a lifetime in a day, and...
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
Quote #27608
All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and...
Quote #4487
Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
Quote #26538
The quiet and solitary man apprehends the inscrutable. He seeks nothing, holds to the...
Quote #5597
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.