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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
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Do not condemn the man that cannot think or act as fast as you...
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Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It...
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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
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If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
Quote #8527
We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and...
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally...
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Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...