Quote #13935
Someday is not a day of the week.
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Guilt upon the conscience, like rust upon iron, both defiles and consumes it, gnawing...
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #22546
Time extracts various values from a painter’s work. When these values are exhausted the...
Quote #25333
No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
Quote #5619
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #24283
Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with...
Quote #26908
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There...