Quote #12215
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #28964
An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...
Quote #21857
It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It...
Quote #1250
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the...
Quote #3887
He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for...
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #33162
No man chooses evil because it is evil he only mistakes it for happiness,...
Quote #32514
If you don’t find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire...