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From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight...
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of...
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If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were...
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Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel...
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
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Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
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If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
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For that’s what a woman, a mother wants — to teach her children to...
Quote #21525
Mick As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without...