Quote #24846
Distinction is the consequence, never the object of a great mind.
Quote #20768
Build your reputation by helping other people build theirs.
Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #22401
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Quote #22963
Violence commands both literature and life, and violence is always crude and distorted.
Quote #10901
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #15529
Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...