Quote #2204
The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #8155
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby...
Quote #25749
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
Quote #7572
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Quote #16278
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #22079
Everyone has the brainpower to follow the stock market. If you made it through...
Quote #22435
Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion.