Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #18025
Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth … Truth-telling, I have...
Quote #17820
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
Quote #28176
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #5700
The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.
Quote #24985
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
Quote #29321
We are an arrogant species, full of terrible potential, but we also have a...
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #27504
No one can persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of...