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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
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When men are pure, laws are useless when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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A man convinced of his own merit will accept misfortune as an honor, for...
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and madness...
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There’s a lot of heredity in that family.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
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The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to...
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If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten, either write...