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If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
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If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out
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Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.
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I was the son of an immigrant. I experienced bigotry, intolerance and prejudice, even...
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
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People grow through experience if they meet life honestly and courageously. This is how...
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When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask,...
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
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Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...