Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
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Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as...
Quote #17858
There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...
Quote #22305
No one can give you better advice than yourself.
Quote #14035
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called...
Quote #34331
I’ve been over what I’m supposed to say and I’ve got to tell you,...
Quote #20675
Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the...
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The size of a man is measured by the size of the thing that...
Quote #5294
I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who...