Quote #32
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #6150
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is...
Quote #3687
Philosophy is the highest music.
Quote #29636
The important thing is not so much that every child should be taught, as...
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #12436
Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat.
Quote #11658
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #30059
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
Quote #1798
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.