Quote #11272
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
Quote #1071
Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
Quote #295
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #10692
God be between you and harm in all the empty places where you must...
Quote #17911
To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world...
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #33741
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #25237
In a general way, we try to anticipate some of your questions so that...