Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #12010
Evil is relative?You can?t hang a sign on it. You can?t touch it or...
Quote #34744
Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
Quote #1295
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he...
Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #27945
If you believe, then you hang on. If you believe, it means you’ve got...
Quote #23528
Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
Quote #34750
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #9457
People who like quotations love meaningless generalizations.