Quote #25506
It gets late early out there.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority,...
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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.
Quote #14924
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Quote #1041
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we...
Quote #266
For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #17510
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Quote #3703
Language exists only on the surface of our consciousness. The great human struggles are...