Quote #601
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower...
Quote #3381
A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that...
Quote #1354
Variety is the soul of pleasure.
Quote #5439
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #6525
Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Quote #17744
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Quote #30361
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #9163
What people are ashamed of usually makes a good story.
Quote #3847
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...