Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #3108
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Quote #13491
Cynics are made, not born.
Quote #15272
The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
Quote #13130
Simply because we were licked a hundred years before we started is no reason...
Quote #3237
The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #9031
I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more...
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.