Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #9156
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #21066
Enjoy things which are pleasant that is not the evil it is the reducing...
Quote #16442
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #2527
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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The slightest sorrow for sin is sufficient if it produce amendment, and the greatest...
Quote #8236
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...
Quote #4069
Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.