Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
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Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our...
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If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...
Quote #32117
It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the...
Quote #21675
Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...
Quote #12866
There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know...
Quote #26208
Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror. referring to...
Quote #1908
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on...
Quote #18979
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
Quote #23008
There’s nothing I’m afraid of like scared people.