Quote #19191
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Quote #11867
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Quote #26329
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Quote #12107
See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only...
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #10691
I like it as a book. Just like I like “The Cat...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #1037
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it