Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #32789
I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
Quote #25794
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
Quote #17604
If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score
Quote #25083
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
Quote #21989
Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.
Quote #8103
Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also.
Quote #4190
Know thyself.
Quote #9864
Rain usually makes me feel mellow. Curl up in the corner time, slow down,...
Quote #19293
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be...